So when I launched the agency, I joined Twitter.
That’s because if you don’t people assume you are so lost in prehistory you don’t have opposable thumbs. I did it for work so people can see that I get social media.
I do. I get it. I can do it. It’s done.
I do it for clients. I network through the ether. I did it at a major media event and everyone was very happy with me. I know RT isn’t Radio Times and DM isn’t the name for what my husband calls ‘your feminist boots’.
I’ve even written a play about it.
Back in the real world, though, no-one who knows me is fooled.
‘Sharon Wright is on Twitter!’ messaged my friend, the author Lollie Barr.
‘The end of the world is nigh!’